[1 - 1] welcome to the third and final
[1 - 3] installment of what we call hazardous
[3 - 5] turkey cookery for Thrill Seekers and
[5 - 8] Adrenaline Junkies AKA danger Birds part
[8 - 10] three the series which attempts to make
[10 - 12] up for the fact that I took all the
[12 - 14] danger out of turkey frying by inventing
[14 - 17] the turkey Derek go to this website to
[17 - 19] find out more and so here we investigate
[20 - 22] but in no way condone terribly dangerous
[22 - 25] methods of preparing malagas galap pavro
[25 - 28] for the table if your goal is not to
[28 - 29] safely bring a delicious bird to the
[29 - 31] table able but rather to ride high on a
[31 - 33] wave of fight or flight hormones while
[34 - 35] riging destruction down on your entire
[36 - 41] zip code fine so while uh perusing the
[41 - 43] National rocketry Archive some years ago
[43 - 45] I Unearthed a document that recounted
[45 - 47] that in the early days of project
[47 - 49] Mercury some lab technicians attempted
[49 - 52] to cook a chicken using a prototype te
[52 - 55] 316 Solid fuel retro rocket
[55 - 58] unfortunately no records of The Culinary
[58 - 60] outcome could be located
[60 - 62] but rough plans for building one's own
[62 - 66] te 316 are available on the internet so
[66 - 69] my cohorts and I undertook to restage
[69 - 73] the Mythic Adventure or misadventure to
[73 - 75] maximize evenness we mounted our turkey
[75 - 78] code named gopper one onto a commercial
[78 - 79] grade rotisserie and carefully
[79 - 81] positioned it under the fully charged
[81 - 85] rocket engine and then ignition was a
[85 - 87] success without about a quarter second
[87 - 88] the bird was bathing at rocket sent
[88 - 91] Hellfire I calculated time to doneis a
[91 - 95] tus 47 seconds but a cavitation wave
[95 - 100] quickly developed resulting
[104 - 104] in the rocket undergoing rud that stands
[104 - 107] for Rapid unplanned disassembly simply
[107 - 109] put it blowed
[109 - 113] up and so we see the turkeys and Rockets
[114 - 117] mix Argo I suggest you get yourself a
[117 - 120] ladder a few basic parts from the heart
[120 - 122] store build yourself a turkey Derek and
[122 - 125] safely Fry That Bird you want dangerous
[125 - 127] feelings well you know wear something
[127 - 129] tight and Philly under your cooking
[129 - 131] clothes to you know get that thrill that
[134 - 138] desperately okay